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A good dark humor is needed to survive an addiction

  • Me: What types of social activities do you participate in?
  • Them: Crystal Meth pow-wows--because that's what it really is. Instead of a drum circle it's a spun circle. Usually us homeless getting together in a field. Referred to as spun-ion patches.

You're what makes bisexuals look bad with that men are easier line.

Anonymous

Bi fellas have A LOT more to worry about than me being a representative (which I’ve already explained I’m not) since a chunk of the GLT community doesn’t really believe they exist (see what I did there?)  I already explained in another post about how the “title” doesn’t really fit me.

Also, get over it.

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I love how your armpits look! Do you wear deodorant?

Not anymore!  So I have some pretty powerfully sweaty pits, and combined with what I wear to work, some sort of odor control is usually necessary (in the line of work I do, you need to smell neutral if nothing else!)  I’ve adopted something my dude showed me, which is just using rubbing alcohol—it kills off the bacteria that cause the odor without adding any of the other crap deodorant has.  Plus, by the time I get off work, my pits are already starting to get their scent back.  Sometimes in the summer I’ll use a light deodorant if need be, but for the most part I prefer not to - I like men that smell like men, and I similarly want to smell my unique smell too!

Are you from WASHINGTON?

Anonymous

Nope, but I’m living there now!

How can you have conjunctivitis and still look hot as fuck what the fuck????

Anonymous

That’s one of my special abilities, number 59 actually—which can magically transform feelings of either empathy or sympathy into sexual attraction.  Not your fault.

what is your psi tattoo for?

Anonymous

Well, as you noticed, its the psi character combined with the rod of Ascelpius.  Like I mentioned in a previous post, the rod of Asclepius is a medical symbol.  So, the idea of combining the two was to have a representation of my current career path—mental health.  It’s interesting, because my older sister ended up going down the biological path of health, and neither of our parents are involved in such.

socktop85:

socktop85:

Contest submission #3

Here is the submission contest winner!! Congratulations @thedudewhosadude Email me to discuss your prize SockTop85@gmail.com

HELL YEAH.  Now that the contest is over, here’s the pic I submitted.  Thanks to those who voted for me!  You should also check out socktop85 and his guy boundsox88 to see a couple of sexy fellas who really are into socks!

socktop85:

socktop85:

Contest submission #3

Here is the submission contest winner!! Congratulations @thedudewhosadude Email me to discuss your prize SockTop85@gmail.com

HELL YEAH.  Now that the contest is over, here’s the pic I submitted.  Thanks to those who voted for me!  You should also check out socktop85 and his guy boundsox88 to see a couple of sexy fellas who really are into socks!

Got back from my second ASL class and I’m pretty stoked!  Even though all I can do right now is sign the alphabet and a couple of things, I’m looking to sign up elsewhere for classes.

Seriously Seattle?

So I went to Doghouse Leathers the other day for some…video head cleaner.  They had a whole bunch that I had never heard of…but on the counter was a comparison chart, comparing the “new” versions to the “old” versions.  Apparently these new kind used “cyclopentyl nitrite.”  I bought “Power Platinum” which was supposed to be comparable to Jungle Juice Platinum.  Now I got nothing against the store, because they’re probably legally bound to some things, but those were complete crap.  Huffing on I MEAN CLEANING MY ELECTRICAL CONTACTS with those did next to nothing for me. (cyclopentyl nitrite)

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Now you all know I’m particularly fond of cleaning my electrical contacts frequently and quite vigorously.  So I emailed my old online supplier if they too had been taken over by this crappy kind.  And they affirmed that none of their products use it.  Better yet, I also noticed that they were now stocking the first kind I ever used, Crypt Tonight! (“So strong it brings Superman to his knees!” was a tagline I remember reading somewhere).  So I bought a sample pack to see if they were as I remembered.  (Isobutyl nitrite)

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And lo, THEY WERE SUCH AND IT WAS GOOD.  So they kick out a little referral link with my order.  Not sure if it’s just good for the 1st person who uses it or others, but if you’d like to get the good kind that helps me stuff small semi-trucks up my ass, click here.  I’ve been buying from them for a couple of years now, and I’ve never had any bad experiences—my credit card hasn’t been stolen, the packaging is “discreet”, about the only this is that occasionally they email out a newsletter (which often has a coupon code attached).

a little photoshop fantasy for you===
Submitted by fuzzywuzznt.  This is fucking AWESOME.  I’m so tempted now to turn my dick into more metal than skin!

a little photoshop fantasy for you
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Submitted by fuzzywuzznt.  This is fucking AWESOME.  I’m so tempted now to turn my dick into more metal than skin!