So I went to Doghouse Leathers the other day for some…video head cleaner. They had a whole bunch that I had never heard of…but on the counter was a comparison chart, comparing the “new” versions to the “old” versions. Apparently these new kind used “cyclopentyl nitrite.” I bought “Power Platinum” which was supposed to be comparable to Jungle Juice Platinum. Now I got nothing against the store, because they’re probably legally bound to some things, but those were complete crap. Huffing on I MEAN CLEANING MY ELECTRICAL CONTACTS with those did next to nothing for me. (cyclopentyl nitrite)
Now you all know I’m particularly fond of cleaning my electrical contacts frequently and quite vigorously. So I emailed my old online supplier if they too had been taken over by this crappy kind. And they affirmed that none of their products use it. Better yet, I also noticed that they were now stocking the first kind I ever used, Crypt Tonight! (“So strong it brings Superman to his knees!” was a tagline I remember reading somewhere). So I bought a sample pack to see if they were as I remembered. (Isobutyl nitrite)
And lo, THEY WERE SUCH AND IT WAS GOOD. So they kick out a little referral link with my order. Not sure if it’s just good for the 1st person who uses it or others, but if you’d like to get the good kind that helps me stuff small semi-trucks up my ass, click here. I’ve been buying from them for a couple of years now, and I’ve never had any bad experiences—my credit card hasn’t been stolen, the packaging is “discreet”, about the only this is that occasionally they email out a newsletter (which often has a coupon code attached).