Everyone and Everything is Sexy



I’m one of those douchebags that is like “Tattoos man, they hold so much MEANING, you know? People shouldn’t just get tattoos because whatever!  I’m totally the police of other people’s bodies!”  And that’s why I have exactly two tattoos on me.  I have SUCH a hard time being like “yes, this means something to me, and likely will for long enough for me to decide it’s a good idea.”

I kinda hate that thinking.  Because I love the tattooed look, but I don’t know—I guess for me, I want all my tattoos to say something about me personally, though I guess one could argue “this is something I thought looked neat and wanted on my body” is saying something too.

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The Rejection Line

I used to be like “Oh, I used to live in New York, but that’s totally my real number.  For real.”

I was also 12 and found this hilarious.

I still have it memorized.

can't find you on niteflirt.... I looked. what's your id there?


Same as it is everywhere else.  Just go to my tumblr, click on the Niteflirt exclusives link, and click on any of the links there.

Hey, my husband is thinking about getting a Jacobs latter and I was wondering how does it feels to bottom for someone with one? (He wants like four or five)

So I’ve topped my guy with ‘em in twice—once with all three in, once with just one in.  Both times he absolutely hated it.  That being said, I really don’t consider him a bottom anymore with the ratio of times he tops : times he bottoms.  Don’t know if that’s fair or not.

I’ve taken PAs, ampallangs, dydoes, but surprisingly have not taken a frenulum (or series of em) yet.

FINALLY bought some new boots, so I’m gonna put these Cabellas up for auction at some point. Gotta get them nice and stinky first!

FINALLY bought some new boots, so I’m gonna put these Cabellas up for auction at some point. Gotta get them nice and stinky first!

OH SHIT (pun intended)! I'm not into scat stuff, but that tag is genius. Ironically I almost peed, it was so funny/clever

I wish I could claim it for myself, but it was a fan-made name, which I told him upon learning of it that I would definitely be stealing it for use, probable for use in a video collection of sorts.

Milking my meat

Milking my meat

Your avoidance of the HIV question is both tactful and shrewd. All the pearl clutching is also intriguing. We're talking about a disease that is fairly common in the gay community, and (no judgement) you appear to exhibit more than a few major risks. Where's the disconnect, that people are shocked that you may be poz? If straight people found out one of their porn stars had herpes, they wouldn't run around screaming, arms flailing. What the hell, do they think HIV is the fucking lottery?


Yeah, filing out the “risk factors” form to get tested was never fun…

  • How many sexual partners have you had in the past year?  0, 1, 2-5, 5-10, 10+
  • Do you ever have unprotected anal sex?  Always, Often, Sometimes, Rarely, Never?
  • If you have anal sex, are you the receptive partner?  Always, Often, Sometimes, Rarely, Never?
  • In the past year, have you contracted an STD/STI?
  • Have you ever had sex in exchange for drugs, money, gifts, or favors?
  • Have you ever had sex with someone who is HIV+ or has AIDS?
  • (My personal favorite) Have you had sex with a man, who also might have sex with other men?
  • How often do you use condoms?  Always, Often, Sometimes, Rarely, Never?
  • Did you receive a blood transfusion prior to 1983?
  • In the past year, have you received a piercing or tattoo?
  • Have you ever had sex with someone you just met?
  • Have you ever had sex while under the influence of mind-altering substances?

There were some more, and pretty much the only one I’d ever say “no” to that was a reduction in my risk factors score was if I had had unprotected vaginal sex in the past year.  But yeah, in terms of risk factors for HIV (well, any STD really) I’m pretty far up there.

Again, I don’t think for a lot of people it’s the idea that I might have HIV, it’s that I won’t confirm it one way or another.  Keep in mind, someone can hit up each of the risk factors and still be HIV- with good serosorting and playing with undetectable partners.

Call for Artists and Horsecock drawers

Is there anyone out there who can give me an artist’s rendering of a horse mounting me? Just having a convo on Twitter about the mental image, and my perspective on how that might be a logistical issue with me being 5’4”. Stick figure submissions are also OK.

Damn...would love to breed you over and over.

I would be -very- OK with that!  But actions speak louder than words!